Couple things..

[Laughing Coyote]

Oh, internet...(One is quite work safe, if your cry of EEEE! AWESOME! is okay for work, the other, NOT AT ALL. It's not safe for anything.)

Today, you gave me
The most bad-ass Star Wars-centric piece of furniture I have ever seen and
Two men who could probably fit that desk up their assholes.

I cannot has the awesome desk, which makes me gnash my teeth, and the images (Coupled with the linked interview) on the second link made me want to vomit. This was a bad combination.

I am usually pretty f@#kin' open minded, but that kinda ... (sorry!) stretches me to my limit.

I am terrificly sorry if I have offended anyone who likes to ..uh..shove one liter bottles etc..uh..man, there is no way outta this, so, sorry if the guy who does that to his heinie is out there reading. I cringed, I did.

And if I offended anyone who clicked on the link, well, s&!t, you were warned.

[BENT]

OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

[Laughing Coyote]

Originally Posted by BENT

OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

Oh I know! Carbonite, can you imagine the burn?

[resonanteye]

You know it's guys that take everything to the extreme that scare all the nice young men away from my elbow-length gloves.

A little stretch feels nice, guys. You'll see.

[parabellum]

Ok.

I need that freaking desk.

I will go buy one, just as soon as I am done sandblasting my eyeballs from that second link.

[Big Shem]

ummmmm.....ummmmmmmm ummmmmmmm ouch!!

[Laughing Coyote]

Originally Posted by resonanteye

You know it's guys that take everything to the extreme that scare all the nice young men away from my elbow-length gloves.

A little stretch feels nice, guys. You'll see.

I know, I know, couple guys post peep holes to their colons, the rest of the internet thinks a lil fisting's gonna blow 'em out. What can you do?

Funny part was showing that to my old man and going, "Ya know, babe," Then, grabbing my elbow and making a fist, "I love you THIS MUCH."

He didn't find that nearly as hysterical as I did. Dunno why!

[Laughing Coyote]

Originally Posted by parabellum

Ok.

I need that freaking desk.

I will go buy one, just as soon as I am done sandblasting my eyeballs from that second link.

I followed the links and apparently, the place/person that made the desk does custom work, mostly and that desk was like 50k or so.

I'm thinking maybe a couple Yoda end tables with like his hands raised and clear glass holding up a stone slab top, so it looks like he's levitating it? Yeeeah, sweeeeet.

God, I am so nerdy.

[parabellum]

Originally Posted by Laughing Coyote

I followed the links and apparently, the place/person that made the desk does custom work, mostly and that desk was like 50k or so.

I'm thinking maybe a couple Yoda end tables with like his hands raised and clear glass holding up a stone slab top, so it looks like he's levitating it? Yeeeah, sweeeeet.

God, I am so nerdy.

You aren't alone...lol....

[brenthale]

Wow, that desk is bad-ass, the other link well, that's just bad.