[CrazyIvan]

Abe Linclon: Shave your pubes and hold them in your hand. Get your mate to give you a blowjob and when you cum on her face throw the trimmed curlies onto your semen soaked partners face and she will be left with a striking resemblance to Abraham Lincoln.

Superman: is when a guy cums on a girl's back and puts a sheet on her back. When she wakes in the morning and the sheet is stuck to her back, you have officially supermanned that hoe.

Roman War-Helmet: When you're on top of a chick in the 69 position, and you d**k lays down the bridge of her nose and your balls lay on either side of her forhead, resembling ....The Roman War-helmet.

Zombie Mask, The - While getting head from your favorite, unsuspecting, trash - barrel whore, tell her you want her to look right up at you with those "pretty little eyes" when you blow your load. Then, just when you're ready to spew a good weeks worth of goo, blast that hefty load in both eyes. This temporary state of blindness will produce the zombie effect as she stumbles around the room with arms outstretched, and moaning like the walking dead.

Screwnicorn, The - When a dyke puts her strap - on dildo on her forehead and proceeds to go at her partner like a crazed unicorn.

Rusty Anchor - After a healthy term of the Stovepiping, the recipient gets to enjoy a good fudgesicle.

Stovepiping - Taking it in the Tush.