dumb illinois laws
in normal:
It is against the law to make faces at dogs.
in champaign:
One may not pee in his neighbor's mouth.
in ciceri:
Humming on public streets is prohibited on Sundays.
in crete:
It is considered an offense to attempt to have sex with one's dog.
Cars may not be driven through the town.
in des plaines:
Wheelbarrows with For-Sale signs may not be chained to trees.
in evenstan:
Bowling is forbidden.
It is unlawful to change clothes in an automobile with the curtains drawn, except in case of fire.
in zion:
It is illegal for anyone to give lighted cigars to dogs, cats, or any other domesticated animals.
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Law forbids eating in a place that is on fire.
It is illegal to give a dog whiskey.
It is forbidden to fish while sitting on a giraffe's neck.
Kites may not be flown within the city limits.In the Pullman area, it is illegal to drink beer out of a bucket while sitting on the curb
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