all due respect Webmaster, but there had to be a balance to your 'why i'll never be married again' post!
This is from another board. It has been around awhile, but it's really cute and ohhhh so true:
men are like...vacations...they never seem to be long enough
men are like...laxatives...they irritate the s**t out of you
men are like...bananas...the older they get the less firm they are
men are like...weather...nothing can be done to change them
men are like...blenders...you need one but yo're not quite sure why
men are like...chocolate bars...sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips
men are like...coffee...the best ones are rich, warm, & and can keep you up all night
men are like...commercials...you can't believe a word they say
men are like...department stores...their clothes are always 1/2 off
men are like...government bonds...they take sooooooo long to mature
men are like...mascara...they usually run at the first sign of emotion
men are like...popcorn...they satisfy you, but only for a little while
men are like..snowstorms...you never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get, or how long it will last
men are like...lava lamps...fun to look at, but not very bright
men are like...parking spots...all the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped