Zombie Strippers!

[ChinSmack]

I just died a little and I wanted to share the glorious pain in regards to the movie mentioned above.

Aside from the fact that the premise of this movie is that zombie's are created and let loose upon America to take our minds off the fact that a) Dubya has dissolved Congress in his 4th term b) gas is over $20 a gallon and c) we're at war with Iraq, Afghanistan, Libya, Venezuela, Alaska, Canada, and several other countries, this horrible movie is lovely in its terrible presentation of strippers who willfully get turned into zombies so that they can make more money.

Largely taking place in an illegal strip joint (Dubya outlawed public nudity in this near future), this movie follows the travails of a small core of marines trying to maintain control of the zombie outbreak.
Aside from the fact that Jenna Jameson assaults a fellow zombie stripper by launching billiard balls out her 'bajingo,' there is a plethora (pronounce it Play-thor-ah if you're cool) of bad one-liners, guns and bloody T&A to make this hour and a half of your wasted lifetime still feel enriching like a kick in the balls - it hurts real bad, but you want your friends to experience it too!

Some memorable quotes:

"Via con Ronnie James Dios!"

"Badgers? BADGERS? We don't need no stinkin' Badgers!"

(In regards to how to properly operate a cache of guns against the zombies) "The law says I can own 'em, it doesn't say anything about knowing how to use 'em!"

"Herpes is one thing, but Zombie Herpes!?!"

"You guys should smoke more. Not enough kids smoking these days, it's so f@#king cool..."

http://www.megavideo.com/?v=YLHC9FID

Click the play button once to buffer it and start the loading, and a second time to emotionally traumatize yourself for the rest of your days.