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Old 09-28-2009, 12:26 AM
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Dude you should so get a photo of you work with that this on!!!!!!!!!
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Old 10-13-2009, 03:26 PM
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I know damn it I forgot my gas mask at home when she stoped in
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Old 10-29-2009, 02:18 AM
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Customer walks in, rolls up his sleeve exposing his s&!tty tattoo and says "What can you cover this with for 20 dollars or less"?
I replied, "A bandaid".
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Old 10-29-2009, 02:29 AM
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True story,
I walk into my co-workers booth with my sad face on, He has client seated preparing to tattoo her. I start explaining to him how my bulldog (refering to a Ciferri shader) finally took a crap after having it for three years. I noticed her giving me an odd look and before I could explain that I was talking about a tattoo machine frame style, she spoke up and said, "Wow, I'm suprised it had survived this long without dieing".
I nearly died laughing. After wiping my tears, I resumed to my station to finish punching my spring stock.
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hahahahaha figures
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Old 10-29-2009, 11:49 AM
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I would have thought the same thing she did, but probably would have questioned you before making a statement like that.
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Old 10-29-2009, 11:08 PM
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I would have thought the same thing she did, but probably would have questioned you before making a statement like that.
I'll never forget it, just one of those things we carry with us the rest of our lives.
Yeah, If I were a person not familiar with the everyday workings of the tattoo industry, I would have thought I were talking about an English Bulldog.
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Old 11-02-2009, 05:48 AM
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But I remeber before i was in the industry and some one in the shop said my Bulldog just crapped out on me after 3 years I would have waited to say anything before opening my mouth and being a story for other Tattooers to Laugh at on AON
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Old 04-07-2010, 08:42 AM
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I'd like to hear some more of these?
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guy walks into the shop looking for something simple like a heart with mom on it.
will call him Chuck
Guy is looking around at all the flash, no ones around so he waits 15 mins later he see's a Heavily Tattooed guy will call him johnny and starts talking to him about his design he goes on for almost an hour about things he wants and all centered around this heart design

Chuck: So what do Ya think man
Johnny: Cool

Chuck: so how much does something like that going to cost me
Johnny:I don't know alot
C: Alot?????
J:yup
C: Well how much is alot
J: Alot Dude
C: So 60....80....100....1000 what???

J: Probly Between 60 and 3000
C: 3000???? For a Heart with my moms name in it?!?!?!?!?!

At this point Chuck is getting to the point, he is boiling dosen't know what to say

Chuck : So can you do this or what..........



















Johnny: Oh No Man im just an Apprentice I just f@#kin mop the floor they all went to lunch and told me to stall anyone untill they got back
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