Best Atlanta Tattoo Studio Voted By Creative Loafing Readers
 
HomeNew Tattoo ImagesTattoo ImagesAll or Nothing ArtworkRead about us in the pressCheck out our bumpin message boardLearn about our studioWatch videos about All or NothingRead our massive gallery of articles about usHow to get hereLearn how to take care of that new tattooCheck out our hellafied links pageShow your support by linking back to usGet some All or Nothing gear at Stranglehold Merch 

Go Back   All or Nothing Tattoo and Art Studio > Open Chat > Jokes

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
  #41  
Old 02-01-2009, 05:49 PM
jerseyjaywymbs's Avatar
jerseyjaywymbs jerseyjaywymbs is offline
Senior Member
Field Marshal
 
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: Jersey Shore
Posts: 1,094
Default Re: THINGS YOU DON'T WANT TO HEAR AT THE TATTOO PARLOR

Quote:
Originally Posted by kickazzink View Post
HOLD STILL OR I'LL PUNCH YOUR F***IN FACE!!!!
oh stop it, that's pretty standard.
Submit to Clesto Submit to Digg Submit to Reddit Submit to Furl Submit to Del.icio.us Submit to Spurl Reply With Quote
  #42  
Old 03-05-2009, 12:37 AM
nevery nevery is offline
Newbie
Recruit
 
Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: OC, CA
Posts: 3
Default Re: THINGS YOU DON'T WANT TO HEAR AT THE TATTOO PARLOR

"the orbital sander? oh, it's like an eraser for the mistakes, but i only make about 4 or so per piece, so it's not that bad. btw, and the sanding paper is sterilized in the finest bleach money can buy for a buck."
Submit to Clesto Submit to Digg Submit to Reddit Submit to Furl Submit to Del.icio.us Submit to Spurl Reply With Quote
  #43  
Old 03-05-2009, 12:40 AM
nevery nevery is offline
Newbie
Recruit
 
Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: OC, CA
Posts: 3
Default Re: THINGS YOU DON'T WANT TO HEAR AT THE TATTOO PARLOR

"ouch... that's gotta hurt....

...hey frank? are they supposed to bleed this much?"
Submit to Clesto Submit to Digg Submit to Reddit Submit to Furl Submit to Del.icio.us Submit to Spurl Reply With Quote
  #44  
Old 03-12-2009, 09:12 AM
Deran's Avatar
Deran Deran is offline
Senior Member
Platoon Sargent
 
Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: Greensboro, NC
Posts: 647
Default Re: THINGS YOU DON'T WANT TO HEAR AT THE TATTOO PARLOR

I dropped 2 g's on this tat gun and footswitch.
__________________
Tattoos by Deran
Who wants a mustache ride?
Submit to Clesto Submit to Digg Submit to Reddit Submit to Furl Submit to Del.icio.us Submit to Spurl Reply With Quote
  #45  
Old 05-02-2009, 12:49 AM
SugarT's Avatar
SugarT SugarT is offline
Senior Member
Corporal
 
Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: North Eastern Ohio
Posts: 119
Default Re: THINGS YOU DON'T WANT TO HEAR AT THE TATTOO PARLOR

Honest to God this actually happened to a studio i worked at...

When customers asked " I hear tattoos are addictive, why is that?"

One of the guys jokingly stated " its cus we put crack in the ink.."

Next week there was the local Health Dept. visit asking for samples of ink, they knew it was BS but its kinda like if you call the cops telling them there are lil green men on your lawn, they HAVE TO show up
Submit to Clesto Submit to Digg Submit to Reddit Submit to Furl Submit to Del.icio.us Submit to Spurl Reply With Quote
  #46  
Old 05-10-2009, 05:54 PM
SJRabbit's Avatar
SJRabbit SJRabbit is offline
Senior Member
Field Marshal
 
Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Outside of DENVER Colorado Hiding from Animal Control
Posts: 1,415
Default Re: THINGS YOU DON'T WANT TO HEAR AT THE TATTOO PARLOR

"I watched every episode of miami and la ink it can't be that hard"

Actually said by customer who now tattoo's out of basement
Submit to Clesto Submit to Digg Submit to Reddit Submit to Furl Submit to Del.icio.us Submit to Spurl Reply With Quote
  #47  
Old 09-01-2009, 06:53 PM
ROsborne ROsborne is offline
Newbie
Recruit
 
Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: Medford, OR
Posts: 4
Default Re: THINGS YOU DON'T WANT TO HEAR AT THE TATTOO PARLOR

customer: I'm really nervous.

artist: Me too!
Submit to Clesto Submit to Digg Submit to Reddit Submit to Furl Submit to Del.icio.us Submit to Spurl Reply With Quote
  #48  
Old 09-01-2009, 11:17 PM
Bufferkiller's Avatar
Bufferkiller Bufferkiller is offline
MakingInsanityFunSince'83
Field Marshal
 
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Kennesaw, GA
Posts: 1,885
Default Re: THINGS YOU DON'T WANT TO HEAR AT THE TATTOO PARLOR

I love this thread! Why did it die?
Submit to Clesto Submit to Digg Submit to Reddit Submit to Furl Submit to Del.icio.us Submit to Spurl Reply With Quote
  #49  
Old 09-02-2009, 02:01 AM
SJRabbit's Avatar
SJRabbit SJRabbit is offline
Senior Member
Field Marshal
 
Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Outside of DENVER Colorado Hiding from Animal Control
Posts: 1,415
Default Re: THINGS YOU DON'T WANT TO HEAR AT THE TATTOO PARLOR

No Idea??
Submit to Clesto Submit to Digg Submit to Reddit Submit to Furl Submit to Del.icio.us Submit to Spurl Reply With Quote
  #50  
Old 09-02-2009, 01:42 PM
jerseyjaywymbs's Avatar
jerseyjaywymbs jerseyjaywymbs is offline
Senior Member
Field Marshal
 
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: Jersey Shore
Posts: 1,094
Default Re: THINGS YOU DON'T WANT TO HEAR AT THE TATTOO PARLOR

ok then

A/:is this your first tattoo?
C/: yes.
A/: mine too.
Submit to Clesto Submit to Digg Submit to Reddit Submit to Furl Submit to Del.icio.us Submit to Spurl Reply With Quote
Reply

Tags
bufferkiller sees you, hear, midget pudding, parlor, tattoo, things

Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Forum Jump


All times are GMT -5. The time now is 10:19 PM.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.11
Copyright ©2000 - 2020, vBulletin Solutions Inc.

| Home | Tattoos | Art | Publications | Messageboard | Links | Studio | Tattoo Articles | Driving Directions |
| New Pictures | Tattoo & Piercing Aftercare | Link to Us | Media |

Don't forget to check out:
| A.N.T.I. Art Elite | A.N.T.I. Art Atlanta |Atlanta Tattoo Tv|BrandonMFBond.com| Atlanta Pitbull Rescue
| StrangleHold Merch | TattooingAtlanta | Brandon Bond | Dave Mf Tedder |
Matt Dunlap |

All logos and trademarks in this site are property of their respective owner.
The comments are property of their posters, all the rest © 2004-2013 by All Or Nothing Tattoo And Art Gallery.
2569 S. Cobb Dr., Smyrna, Ga. 30080 - Phone: 770.435.9966