05-14-2009, 12:45 AM
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MakingInsanityFunSince'83
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Re: The best QUOTES thread.
“I dread success. To have succeeded is to have finished one's business on earth, like the male spider, who is killed by the female the moment he has succeeded in his courtship. I like a state of continual becoming with a goal in front and not behind” - George Bernard Shaw
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05-18-2009, 05:19 PM
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Re: The best QUOTES thread.
For you motorcyclists>>>>
Never ride faster than your Guardian Angel can fly!
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06-03-2009, 11:20 AM
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Re: The best QUOTES thread.
"You Really wanna know what would be my biggest disappointment? If you were one of those guys who shoved hamsters up their assholes. I mean if you like putting your d**k in someones ass, thats fine, cause girls have assholes too, and you can find a girl who'll let you do that. But once you shove a hamster up your ass, you are no Longer my son."
My Father talking to my little brother over dinner one night.
He swears my brothers gay because he works for a Professional Hockey team.
I had to leave I was laughing so hard.
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07-01-2009, 01:23 AM
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MakingInsanityFunSince'83
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Re: The best QUOTES thread.
Stanley: Hail to thee, Oh Lord.
The Lloyd: Actually, it's pronounced 'Lloyd'.
Stanley: [to Petunia] All these years we've been saying it wrong.
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07-04-2009, 09:02 PM
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Re: The best QUOTES thread.
Character is who we are under pressure.
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07-05-2009, 05:38 PM
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Re: The best QUOTES thread.
Not the size that counts it's the motion in the ocean
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09-02-2009, 10:26 AM
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Re: The best QUOTES thread.
My Grandfather used to say this about my Mother.
"If she had as many D**ks stickin outa her as she's had stuck in her, she'd look like a
F*&kin porcupine"
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09-03-2009, 03:48 PM
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Re: The best QUOTES thread.
Blhahahahahahaha
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09-14-2009, 08:00 PM
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Re: The best QUOTES thread.
My father kept joking about trading my mother in for two models half her age, and she would come back with (in regards to sex):
"f@#k you can't keep up with the one you have now"
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09-16-2009, 04:26 PM
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Re: The best QUOTES thread.
Quote:
Originally Posted by CrazyIvan
My father kept joking about trading my mother in for two models half her age, and she would come back with (in regards to sex):
"f@#k you can't keep up with the one you have now"
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Blhahahahahahahahahahaha
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