Hit me with your best Yo Mamma joke

[terryhaddon]

Here's mine.......Yo momma is so sloppy, she did a split and gave the ground a hickey.

[SlickSquid]

Your moms is so black...when the b1tc4 sleeps in here bed it looks like there's a hole in the sheets.

[Prof. Gorillaface]

I got one I heard on a childs cartoon.......

Your momma is so ugly.
She entered an ugly contest and the judges told her "sorry no professionals allowed."

[561design]

Yo momma's house so dirty... The cockroaches was playing soccer with the dust bunnies.

Yo momma so fat... When she wear a read sweater, she look like the Kool-Aid man.

You momma so big... When she back up, you hear... BEEP! BEEP! BEEP!

[Steve Laino]

Yo mama is sooooo fat, if she'd sit on a quarter she'd squeeze a booger out of George Washington's nose.

Yo mama is sooooo fat, if she falls down she'll rock herself to sleep tryin' to get back up.

[561design]

Yo mamma so dumb, I told her it was chilly out and she ran outside with a bowl.

[kmagic813]

Yo mama's house is so small, she has to eat a large pizza outside!
Yo mama's so small, she can hand glide on a dorito!
Yo mama's so dirty, STD's catch her!
Yo mama's so fat, I walked around her and got lost.

[wheeliefreak]

yo mama's so hairy, that "north face" is trying to sell her as a jacket
yo mama's so fat, that her current dress size is goddammit
yo mama's so fat, that her next dress size will be extra goddammit
yo mama's so fat, that if bb was going to give her a tattoo bodysuit, it would cost $44,767,091.22 and counting as the twinkies come.
yo mama's so fat and stupid, that she saw a sign that said krispy kreme left, so she killed herself
yo mama's such a slut that britney spears and lindsey lohan get together and talk about how they feel sorry for her

[simadwnsimadwn]

your mommas so ugly when you walk down the road people stick there head out the window and scream GODDDDAMMMIT YOUR MOMMAS UGLYYYYYYY!!!!

[endlessknot]

Yo mamma so broke she goes to KFC to lick other people's fingers.