dumb illinois laws

Nicole · #1 03-20-2007, 08:28 AM

in normal:
It is against the law to make faces at dogs.
in champaign:
One may not pee in his neighbor's mouth.
in ciceri:
Humming on public streets is prohibited on Sundays.
in crete:
It is considered an offense to attempt to have sex with one's dog.
Cars may not be driven through the town.
in des plaines:
Wheelbarrows with For-Sale signs may not be chained to trees.
in evenstan:
Bowling is forbidden.
It is unlawful to change clothes in an automobile with the curtains drawn, except in case of fire.
in zion:
It is illegal for anyone to give lighted cigars to dogs, cats, or any other domesticated animals.
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Law forbids eating in a place that is on fire.
It is illegal to give a dog whiskey.
It is forbidden to fish while sitting on a giraffe's neck.
Kites may not be flown within the city limits.In the Pullman area, it is illegal to drink beer out of a bucket while sitting on the curb

hiredgun · #2 03-20-2007, 04:22 PM

theres a place called normal?

that is awesome.

Jeff1 · #3 03-21-2007, 01:22 AM

Law forbids eating in a place that is on fire.

But what if you're trying to cook your food that way?

Nicole · #4 03-21-2007, 08:39 AM

hmmm. i dont know? lol

Nicole · #5 03-23-2007, 10:05 AM

here's a few more fo ryou!!
-You may be convicted of a Class 4 felony offense, punishable by up to three years in state prison, for the crime of "eavesdropping" on your own conversation. -720 ILCS 5/14-2.
-in Freeport
It is illegal to expectorate from any second-story window.
-in Galesburg
There is a $1,000 dollar fine for beating rats with baseball bats.