this auditioned for the bad guy in karate kid part one. He didn't get the part.
in a desperate attempt to find new ways to exhibit spiderwebs, this guy got one on his face. He then immediately got his ass kicked several times while exiting the tattoo house.
Not being able to make up his mind, this guy just decided to say f@#k it and get a bunch of whatever. !15 minutes later,after realizing the very large mistake he had just made, he committed suicide by driving his car off of a bridge, into a canyon, in to a river, escaped the car, only to be eaten alive nearly an hour later by a vicious pack of wild gophers. No gophers were harmed.
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