stupidest sh!# ever

[Royuno]

Some people come in smelling so horrible, but I've never had to endure the horrible horrible things described in this thread....... knock on wood!. lol.

[jerseyjaywymbs]

there's always the basic bicep tattoo and the guy wants to watch. so after a pack of smokes, he's turned face to face and huffing the most god awful breath in your face. we all know that one. i keep a bowl of mints at my station just for this, i smoke too, so if i have a smoke, i feel it's only the decent thing to do so the client doesn't have to deal with my breath. i love when you offer and they say no. then i insist, eat a mint or one of the other guys can do your tattoo.

[travelingtom]

wow. you guys and gals are saints. i don't put up with that s&!t AT ALL. if they smell like that, they get the boot.

[Maetoch]

Originally Posted by jerseyjaywymbs

there's always the basic bicep tattoo and the guy wants to watch. so after a pack of smokes, he's turned face to face and huffing the most god awful breath in your face. we all know that one. i keep a bowl of mints at my station just for this, i smoke too, so if i have a smoke, i feel it's only the decent thing to do so the client doesn't have to deal with my breath. i love when you offer and they say no. then i insist, eat a mint or one of the other guys can do your tattoo.

I "accidently" squirt them in the face with greensoap/water mix. They usually turn their heads lol.

On another note anyone ever have a chick cut one in your face when doing a tramp stamp?
I had that s&!t happen once. I asked the chick "did you just f@#king fart in my face?", this b1tc4 replies "yeah, so?". I got up, went outside and took a good 20-30 min break before i went back in and finished. I dont know if gravity increased during my break or not but my hands appeared heavier than usual.

[jonofthedead]

Originally Posted by Maetoch

I "accidently" squirt them in the face with greensoap/water mix. They usually turn their heads lol.

On another note anyone ever have a chick cut one in your face when doing a tramp stamp?
I had that s&!t happen once. I asked the chick "did you just f@#king fart in my face?", this b1tc4 replies "yeah, so?". I got up, went outside and took a good 20-30 min break before i went back in and finished. I dont know if gravity increased during my break or not but my hands appeared heavier than usual.

hahaha it didnt happen during a tramp stamp but i was tattooing my best friends inner thigh and he ripped a nasty bubbler....i punched him in the nuts....i wouldnt do that to a customer but i will make them scream and holler about how much it hurts

[jerseyjaywymbs]

Originally Posted by Maetoch

I "accidently" squirt them in the face with greensoap/water mix. They usually turn their heads lol.

On another note anyone ever have a chick cut one in your face when doing a tramp stamp?
I had that s&!t happen once. I asked the chick "did you just f@#king fart in my face?", this b1tc4 replies "yeah, so?". I got up, went outside and took a good 20-30 min break before i went back in and finished. I dont know if gravity increased during my break or not but my hands appeared heavier than usual.

yeah once. she was stradling a bar stool. i just blurted out "did you just s&!t yourself" her friends all started laughing at her and she cried. i love when they cry.

[Frostbitetattoo]

Originally Posted by Royuno

Some people come in smelling so horrible, but I've never had to endure the horrible horrible things described in this thread....... knock on wood!. lol.

I had a guy come in 2 weeks ago.............He recked of silage or liquid s&!t or something......i had some spray on deoderent ( next to the mints HA HA HA ) and told him to spray it on himself cause he smelt like s&!t! The f@#ked up thing is he couldn`t smell anything?

Chicks with smelly feet are bad too, i`ve been caught out like that a few times.

[jerseyjaywymbs]

oh yeah, the chick who takes off her stinky ugg boot with no socks on and just wants a butterfly. smells like a sandwich shop. as if feet aren't nasty enough on their own.