dumb wisconsin laws

[jboll]

Dumb Wisconsin Laws
At one time, margarine was illegal.


As people used to smuggle it in from Illinois, all yellow butter substitute is banned.


You must manually flush all urinals in a building.


While all cheese making requires a license, Limburger cheese making requires a master cheese maker's license.


Whenever two trains meet at an intersection of said tracks, neither shall proceed until the other has.


State Law made it illegal to serve apple pie in public restaurants without cheese.


Citizens may not murder their enemies.


It is illegal to cut a woman's hair.


It is illegal to kiss on a train.


Butter substitutes are not allowed to be served in state prisons.


Car dealerships cannot sell cars on Sunday.


Kenosha
No male is allowed to be in a state of arousal in public.


La Crosse
You cannot "worry a squirrel."


It is illegal to display an unclothed mannequin in a store window.


It is illegal to tie up your horse along Third Street (Now a major bar strip).


It is illegal to play checkers in public.


Milwaukee
If one is thought of as offensive looking, it is illegal for him to be in public during the day.


An old ordinance forbids parking for over two hours unless a horse is tied to the car.


It is against the law to play a flute and drums on the streets to attract attention.


It is illegal to purchase or use Sparklers in the city, yet you can buy fully disassembled automatic machine guns.


Racine
Women may not walk down a public street at night without being accompanied by a man.


It is illegal to wake a fireman when he is asleep.


St. Croix
Women are not allowed to wear anything red in public

[jboll]

<Milwaukee
If one is thought of as offensive looking, it is illegal for him to be in public during the day.>

I live and work in milwaukee. I think I may be screwed. Hope no one finds tattoos offensive.

[Nicole]

Originally Posted by jboll

<Milwaukee
If one is thought of as offensive looking, it is illegal for him to be in public during the day.>

I live and work in milwaukee. I think I may be screwed. Hope no one finds tattoos offensive.

Ouch. Most of us wouldnt be allowed out during the day.

you can find something offensive looking in EVERYONE though.

[paradoxia]

Wow, where did you find these?

[drew daggers]

I live in milwaukee too, and I've been hassled by the cops a few times for "looking suspicious", which I thought was illegal for them to do. Isn't that called profiling?