06-22-2007, 12:19 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Dayton, OH
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Hit me with your best Yo Mamma joke
Here's mine.......Yo momma is so sloppy, she did a split and gave the ground a hickey.
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06-23-2007, 09:11 PM
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The Chocha Choker
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Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: The 7 Seas
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Re: Hit me with your best Yo Mamma joke
Your moms is so black...when the b1tc4 sleeps in here bed it looks like there's a hole in the sheets.
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11-20-2007, 07:48 PM
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Re: Hit me with your best Yo Mamma joke
I got one I heard on a childs cartoon.......
Your momma is so ugly.
She entered an ugly contest and the judges told her "sorry no professionals allowed."
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11-21-2007, 01:06 AM
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Weaksauce
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Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: Woodstock, Ga
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Re: Hit me with your best Yo Mamma joke
Yo momma's house so dirty... The cockroaches was playing soccer with the dust bunnies.
Yo momma so fat... When she wear a read sweater, she look like the Kool-Aid man.
You momma so big... When she back up, you hear... BEEP! BEEP! BEEP!
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11-29-2007, 06:52 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: Troy, OH
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Re: Hit me with your best Yo Mamma joke
Yo mama is sooooo fat, if she'd sit on a quarter she'd squeeze a booger out of George Washington's nose.
Yo mama is sooooo fat, if she falls down she'll rock herself to sleep tryin' to get back up.
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11-29-2007, 07:33 PM
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Weaksauce
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Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: Woodstock, Ga
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Re: Hit me with your best Yo Mamma joke
Yo mamma so dumb, I told her it was chilly out and she ran outside with a bowl.
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11-30-2007, 10:23 AM
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Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: Tampa
Posts: 72
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Re: Hit me with your best Yo Mamma joke
Yo mama's house is so small, she has to eat a large pizza outside!
Yo mama's so small, she can hand glide on a dorito!
Yo mama's so dirty, STD's catch her!
Yo mama's so fat, I walked around her and got lost.
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11-30-2007, 11:21 PM
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ceo-pirate/ninja alliance
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Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: jasper, al (a.k.a. BF to tha muthaphukin E)
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Re: Hit me with your best Yo Mamma joke
yo mama's so hairy, that "north face" is trying to sell her as a jacket
yo mama's so fat, that her current dress size is goddammit
yo mama's so fat, that her next dress size will be extra goddammit
yo mama's so fat, that if bb was going to give her a tattoo bodysuit, it would cost $44,767,091.22 and counting as the twinkies come.
yo mama's so fat and stupid, that she saw a sign that said krispy kreme left, so she killed herself
yo mama's such a slut that britney spears and lindsey lohan get together and talk about how they feel sorry for her
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12-01-2007, 01:05 PM
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Rest In Peace "7" miss u!
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Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Asheville , NC
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Re: Hit me with your best Yo Mamma joke
your mommas so ugly when you walk down the road people stick there head out the window and scream GODDDDAMMMIT YOUR MOMMAS UGLYYYYYYY!!!!
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01-06-2008, 10:11 PM
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Re: Hit me with your best Yo Mamma joke
Yo mamma so broke she goes to KFC to lick other people's fingers.
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