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Old 01-11-2009, 10:09 PM
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So I was working in jax fla. this ghetto chick comes in and wants contagious tattooed on her neck after a few minutes of trying to figure out how to spell it she says "hol on" she pulls out her cell phone and dials 411.She then asks the operator how to spell the word,the operator was probablly laughing her ass off when she said that is not what 411 was for. Just thought I would share
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Old 01-12-2009, 07:11 AM
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that is gross enough that someone would want "contagious"....

get this story that was passed down to me...

this lady wants her two kids names...a boy and a girl... the boys name was pronounced "mah-lay" and the girls name was prounounced "fee-mah-lay" so the dude was like...ok no big deal I will draw it up....She spelled it for him and he immediately asked how she came up with those names...and the chick goes... "it was already on the birth certificate so I went with it..."

she spelled the name out to the artist... "m-a-l-e" and "f-e-m-a-l-e".

FAIL!
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Old 01-12-2009, 08:39 AM
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that is gross enough that someone would want "contagious"....

get this story that was passed down to me...

this lady wants her two kids names...a boy and a girl... the boys name was pronounced "mah-lay" and the girls name was prounounced "fee-mah-lay" so the dude was like...ok no big deal I will draw it up....She spelled it for him and he immediately asked how she came up with those names...and the chick goes... "it was already on the birth certificate so I went with it..."

she spelled the name out to the artist... "m-a-l-e" and "f-e-m-a-l-e".

FAIL!

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Old 01-12-2009, 08:45 AM
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So I was working in jax fla. this ghetto chick comes in and wants contagious tattooed on her neck after a few minutes of trying to figure out how to spell it she says "hol on" she pulls out her cell phone and dials 411.She then asks the operator how to spell the word,the operator was probablly laughing her ass off when she said that is not what 411 was for. Just thought I would share
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Old 01-12-2009, 08:52 AM
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Old 01-12-2009, 12:38 PM
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that b1tc4 prob is contagious!!!!!!
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i had to tattoo the word "puddles" above a fat chicks snatch. when i went to shave her, she lifted her bunt only to reveal a massive amount of creamy bacteria under her fold. when most of us think of a chicks bush we picture this little upside down triangle. but no, she's got an 9x18 inch meadow of filth and untrimmed wookie fur. the smell still haunts me to this day, and if you're wondering, hell yes i puked.
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thats...just...grim.
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Old 01-12-2009, 05:34 PM
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i had to tattoo the word "puddles" above a fat chicks snatch. when i went to shave her, she lifted her bunt only to reveal a massive amount of creamy bacteria under her fold. when most of us think of a chicks bush we picture this little upside down triangle. but no, she's got an 9x18 inch meadow of filth and untrimmed wookie fur. the smell still haunts me to this day, and if you're wondering, hell yes i puked.
I would have had to turn her away...damn that is just plain nasty!
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Old 01-12-2009, 05:54 PM
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it's either suck it up and pay the rent or end up living in the shop. suck it up is probably the wrong choice of words, hahaha. what it boils down to is that i'm a professional and have seen many things that would make the toughest guy wretch. the gyno sees more sick nasty vajayjays than healthy pretty ones. he still does his job none the less.
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