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Old 07-23-2008, 07:12 PM
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To my friends who enjoy a glass of beer or wine... and those who don't.


As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom,
in water there is bacteria.

In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria found in feces.

In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.

However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health.


Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water
and be full of s&!t.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as a public service.
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Old 07-23-2008, 07:18 PM
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Well, techincally. If you're drinking water. You're also drinking ages old pee and other bodily fluids like blood, sweat and spit. Might also be drinkin fish poo poo as well.
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Old 07-24-2008, 01:05 AM
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fermentation is yeast farts, you fools.
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Old 07-24-2008, 08:43 AM
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i enjoy me a bottle of yeast farts on occasion....
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Old 07-24-2008, 09:28 AM
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fermentation is yeast farts, you fools.
The question is,.... does the fart go through the turd or around the turd ?
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Old 07-24-2008, 09:29 AM
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The question is,.... does the fart go through the turd or around the turd ?
I always thought they were before or in between.
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Old 07-24-2008, 09:46 AM
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yes but have you ever drank water and woke up the next morning with d**ks drew on your face?
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Old 07-24-2008, 12:02 PM
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i have been the drawer, not the drawee (is this a word?)

and has anyone farted and sneezed at the same time...i have accomplished this TWICE in the last week...I ROCK!
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i have been the drawer, not the drawee (is this a word?)

and has anyone farted and sneezed at the same time...i have accomplished this TWICE in the last week...I ROCK!
yes, once...and then I had to change my shorts
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Wow, this thread went downhill fast.......





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