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Old 11-02-2007, 01:09 AM
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Default Why men prefer guns over women

#10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

#9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.

#8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

#7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.

#6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

#5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

#4. Guns function normally every day of the month.

#3. A gun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

#2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

#1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN
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Old 11-02-2007, 09:00 AM
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hahahahahahahaha, good s&!t. lol
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Old 11-05-2007, 06:49 PM
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hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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Old 11-07-2007, 09:56 AM
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#5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.
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Old 11-07-2007, 09:57 AM
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#5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.
possibly not true... ask mrs.bond! hahahahaa
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Old 11-07-2007, 10:09 AM
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Default Re: Why men prefer guns over women

this reminds me of:
What is the difference between taking a dump and having sex with your wife?

Answer: that when you are done taking a dump you don't need to cuddle with the toilet.
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Old 11-07-2007, 10:12 AM
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this reminds me of:
What is the difference between taking a dump and having sex with your wife?

Answer: that when you are done taking a dump you don't need to cuddle with the toilet.



hahahahahahahaha
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Old 11-07-2007, 11:45 AM
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depends on how good the dump made you feel! sometimes a thank you is in order..... for taking all your crap!
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Old 11-07-2007, 11:58 AM
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ROFL especially in those hangover days where everything goes in.!
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Old 11-07-2007, 02:06 PM
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it happened this morning! the pain meds they have me on screwed me up! of course it was due to me chewin em!
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