500 Bucks

[Dugger]

A woman was walking down the street when she was approached by a man.
The man said, " I want to have sex with you right now! I'll drop 500
dollars on the ground at your feet and in the time it takes for you to
pick it up, I will screw you from behind and be on my way!" The woman
thought it over and told the man to wait a minute.

She called her girlfriend on her cell phone and told her about the man's
proposition. Her girlfriend said " When he drops the $500 on the ground
I'm sure you can pick it up and run before he gets his pants down. Call
me back and tell me what happened."

An hour and a half later the lady called her girlfriend back. "What
happened?" the girlfriend asked.


The lady said " That Son-Of-A-b1tc4 had $500 in quarters!"