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Old 10-29-2010, 04:54 PM
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Talking A Conversation With A Spambot...

I occasionally get messaged by spambots when I'm checking my yahoo mail. I like to open up to them, like a therapist, only free.

Here is a recent conversation:

tyni Deluxe (10:34 PM):

Jason (10:34 PM): Hola!

tyni Deluxe (10:35 PM): Hello there.. My name is Cynthia.. Got ur ID through Messenger Directory

Jason (10:35 PM): I was wondering why I didn't recognize the name/address.

Jason (10:35 PM): You're a spambot, aren't you?


tyni Deluxe (10:35 PM): I love chatting with new people.. Would you like to chat today? Where are you from?

Jason (10:36 PM): I raped a chicken this morning.

tyni Deluxe (10:36 PM): Nice Im 22 years old i'm going to school in Orlando.. Can i ask you a question?

Jason (10:36 PM): Only if it has to do with how to properly rape a chicken.

Jason (10:37 PM): Of course everyone thinks that raping a chicken is as simple as pulling your cock out and ramming it up the chicken's egg hole.

Jason (10:38 PM): But there is a lot more to it than that.

Jason (10:38 PM): First you have to scare the chicken.


tyni Deluxe (10:38 PM): Do you like big booty girls with big tits? lol seriously cuz thats what i am/have..Is that too much for you to handle?

Jason (10:38 PM): I like scared chickens with tight egg holes.

Jason (10:38 PM): Have you not been paying attention?


tyni Deluxe (10:38 PM): so yea i'm lonely would you like to have some kinky fun? Would you like to see me?

Jason (10:38 PM): Will there be chickens?


tyni Deluxe (10:38 PM): ok but i have no pictures on my computer.. but i have a video camera connected

Jason (10:39 PM): I don't have a camera, but I still have a bloody feather that I keep sniffing to make it through the day.


tyni Deluxe (10:39 PM): ok let me set up my camera for you baby i hope your ready for some booty shots..

Jason (10:40 PM): Let me grab my chicken raping boots.

tyni Deluxe (10:40 PM): lol ok goto http://www.webcaminvitation.info/kab and we can go 1 on 1 chat. Just click join at the top of the webpage.

Jason (10:41 PM): I don't click any links that aren't obviously about slutty chickens that are asking to be raped.

Jason (10:41 PM): Plus, everyone knows that chickens are scared of the internet.

Jason (10:42 PM): So, are we going to f@#k this chicken against its will, or not?

Jason (10:43 PM): I like to be called Colonel when I'm f@#king chickens.


tyni Deluxe (10:45 PM): http://www.webcaminvitation.info/krz

Jason (10:46 PM): You changed it?

Jason (10:46 PM): Is that the link for your sexy chicken videos?


tyni Deluxe (10:46 PM): Don't worry baby its free to join this site all you have to do is register

Jason (10:46 PM): Can I call you Scabby McTitterly?

tyni Deluxe (10:46 PM): fill out your cc info baby for Age verification ONLY, your card will not be charged.. ok i'm ready for u now

Jason (10:47 PM): My balls are registered.

Jason (10:47 PM): Registered weapons of fowl destruction!


tyni Deluxe (10:47 PM): What color Panties do you think i should wear? i might have you favorite color here somewhere...

Jason (10:47 PM): Egg Poop Brown.

Jason (10:50 PM): Sometimes I feel like a frog, but frogs don't have feathers.


tyni Deluxe (10:50 PM): I'll do anything you want me to do.. Do you see me? I can't chat with you on the site till you register

Jason (10:51 PM): I can't scratch my balls until I get all the feathers and glue out of my pants.

tyni Deluxe (10:51 PM): Baby I'm So Horny right now! Do Whatever You have to, to get in! i'll spank my ass till its red for u!!!

Jason (10:52 PM): Are you trying to get me arrested for assault?!

Jason (10:52 PM): This is why I only f@#k chickens. Cops never listen to them.


tyni Deluxe (10:52 PM): Your such a good boy, i'm gonna show you what good boys deserve.. i'll be waiting for you on the site...

Jason (10:52 PM): I'll be here, thinking about chickens.

Jason (10:53 PM): Thank you for reminding me to stop and think about the little things, Scabby McTitterly.
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Old 10-29-2010, 06:51 PM
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Default Re: A Conversation With A Spambot...

OMG I seriously LOLed....HILARIOUS
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Old 10-29-2010, 07:16 PM
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Default Re: A Conversation With A Spambot...

I do the same thing to religious people that knock on my door, and crackheads that ask to mow my lawn. I may post some of those conversations later.
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