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Old 12-01-2008, 01:28 AM
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the punch line to every chuck norris joke is a rock video starring grace jones


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chuck norris once brought a baby lamb back to life by nuzzling it with his beard. he then roundhouse kicked it, killing it again, just to prove that the good chuck giveth and the good chuck taketh
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Chuck Norris blows bubbles with beef jerkey...
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hahaha
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I really don't think these ever get old.
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Old 02-04-2010, 04:05 AM
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Chuck Norris picks his teeth with other peoples teeth
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Old 02-05-2010, 01:59 AM
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Old 06-03-2010, 08:22 AM
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Go to google search, type in "google wont" and then hit the Im feelin lucky. Just go do it!!!
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Chuck Norris swallowed a jumbled Rubix Cube and pooped it out solved.
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Old 09-03-2010, 06:35 PM
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Chuck Norris is allowed to talk about Fight Club

Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

Chuck Norris likes his meat very rare. this is why he only eats unicorns.

Chuck Norris once got oral sex from a girl and she died of tetanus.
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