07-23-2008, 07:12 PM
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full of crap?
To my friends who enjoy a glass of beer or wine... and those who don't.
As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom,
in water there is bacteria.
In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria found in feces.
In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.
However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health.
Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water
and be full of s&!t.
There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as a public service.
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07-23-2008, 07:18 PM
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Weaksauce
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Location: Woodstock, Ga
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Re: full of crap?
Well, techincally. If you're drinking water. You're also drinking ages old pee and other bodily fluids like blood, sweat and spit. Might also be drinkin fish poo poo as well.
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07-24-2008, 01:05 AM
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the cap'm
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Re: full of crap?
fermentation is yeast farts, you fools.
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07-24-2008, 08:43 AM
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Re: full of crap?
i enjoy me a bottle of yeast farts on occasion....
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07-24-2008, 09:28 AM
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Needs Church
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Re: full of crap?
Quote:
Originally Posted by resonanteye
fermentation is yeast farts, you fools.
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The question is,.... does the fart go through the turd or around the turd ?
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07-24-2008, 09:29 AM
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Weaksauce
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Re: full of crap?
Quote:
Originally Posted by TattooPadawan
The question is,.... does the fart go through the turd or around the turd ?
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I always thought they were before or in between.
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07-24-2008, 09:46 AM
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CEO, Reese Cup Corp
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Re: full of crap?
yes but have you ever drank water and woke up the next morning with d**ks drew on your face?
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07-24-2008, 12:02 PM
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Re: full of crap?
i have been the drawer, not the drawee (is this a word?)
and has anyone farted and sneezed at the same time...i have accomplished this TWICE in the last week...I ROCK!
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07-24-2008, 12:44 PM
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Party Chief
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Re: full of crap?
Quote:
Originally Posted by jarvis
i have been the drawer, not the drawee (is this a word?)
and has anyone farted and sneezed at the same time...i have accomplished this TWICE in the last week...I ROCK!
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yes, once...and then I had to change my shorts
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07-24-2008, 05:25 PM
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Re: full of crap?
Wow, this thread went downhill fast.......
....Awesome
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