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Old 04-06-2008, 10:36 PM
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yo mommas so ugly, she has to pull a sheet over her head at night so sleep can sneak up on her.
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Old 04-07-2008, 10:24 PM
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this one is credited to the comedian russel peters and has to be said or read with the most insultingly horrible asian accent ever....

yo mommas so fat, that when she jumped for joy.... she got stuck
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Old 06-10-2008, 02:25 PM
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Yo momma is so dumb she thought "Boyz II Men" was a daycare center.
Yo momma is so dumb she put lipstick on her head to "make up her mind".
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Old 06-12-2008, 07:48 AM
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yo mama....so fat...


SHE BROKE HER LEG AND GRAVY POURD OUT!
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Old 06-12-2008, 07:50 AM
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yo mama...so fat...


HER BLOOD TYPE IS RAGU!
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Old 06-18-2008, 07:29 PM
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yo mama's like a brick, flat, dirty and gets laid by mexicans.
yo mama's so skinny she can hoola hoop a cheerio
yo mama's so skinny she has to run around in the shower to get wet
yo mama's so fat she uses hoola hoops to hold up her socks

the first joke is just that, a joke. no i'm not racist against mexicans, they do all the jobs that lazy rednecks don't want to do.
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Old 06-21-2008, 11:04 AM
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yo momma got a wooden leg with a kickstand
yo momma got a glass eye with a fish in it
yo momma so dumb, she thought a "quarterback" was a refund
yo momma so nasty, when she smiles, traffic slows down
yo momma so loose, she gave birth and the baby got lost
yo momma so big, she needs 2 school buses on her feet to rollerskate
yo momma so drunk, mosquitos need designated drivers after they bite her
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Old 06-21-2008, 12:20 PM
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yo momma's breast are so big that she has to get her bras done at a parachute manufacturer.
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Old 06-21-2008, 12:23 PM
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Yo' momma is so ugly that she made the boogie man change career.
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Old 06-21-2008, 02:18 PM
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yo mammas so black when the police shot at her the bullets came back for flashlights.
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