Rules for the Non-Military

[SJRabbit]

Rules for the Non-Military Make sure you read # 13

*Dear Civilians, 'We know that the current state of affairs in our great nation has many civilians up in arms & excited to join the military. For those of you who can't join, you can still lend a hand.

Here are a few of the areas where we would like your assistance:*

1. The next time you see any adults talking (or wearing a hat) during the playing of the National Anthem - kick their ass.

2. When you witness, firsthand, someone burning the American Flag in protest - kick their ass.

3. Regardless of the rank they held while they served, pay the highest amount of respect to all veterans. If you see anyone doing otherwise, quietly pull them aside and explain how these veterans fought for the very freedom they bask in every second.

Enlighten them on the many sacrifices these veterans made to make this Nation great.

Then hold them down while a disabled veteran kicks their ass.

4. (GUYS) If you were never in the military, DO NOT pretend that you were. Wearing battle dress uniforms (BDUs) or Jungle Fatigues, telling others that you used to be 'Special Forces,
Collecting GI Joe memorabilia, might have been okay when you were seven years old. Now, it will only make you look stupid & get your ass kicked.

5. Next time you come across an *Air Force* member, do not ask them, "Do you fly a jet?" Not everyone in the Air Force is a pilot. Such ignorance deserves an ass-kicking (children are exempt).

6.If you witness someone calling the *US Coast Guard* "non-military", Inform them of their mistake - and kick their ass.

7. Next time Old Glory (the US flag) prances by during a parade, get on your damn feet & pay homage to her by placing your hand over your heart. Quietly thank the military member or veteran lucky enough to be carrying her - of course, failure to do either of those could earn you a severe ass-kicking.

8. Don't try to discuss politics with a military member or a veteran. We are Americans, and we all bleed the same, regardless of our party affiliation. Our Chain of Command is to include our Commander-In-Chief (CinC). The President (for those who didn't know) is our CinC. Regardless of political party. We have no inside track on what happens inside those big important buildings where all those representatives meet All we know is that when those civilian representatives screw up the situation, they call upon the military to go straighten it out. If you keep asking us the same stupid questions repeatedly, you will get your ass kicked.

9. "Your mama wears combat boots" never made sense to me - stop saying It! If she did, she would most likely be a vet & therefore could kick your ass!

10. Bin Laden and the Taliban are not Communists, so stop saying "Let's go kill those Commies!" And stop asking us where he is! Crystal balls are not standard issue in the military. That reminds me- if you see anyone calling those damn psychic phone numbers, let me know, so I can go kick their ass!

11. "Flyboy" (*Air Force*), "Jarhead" (* Marines),* "Grunt" (* Army*), "Squid" (*Navy*), "Puddle Jumpers" (* Coast Guard *), etc., are terms of endearment we use describing each other. Unless you are a service member or vet, you have not earned the right to use them. Using them could get your ass kicked.

12. Last, but not least, whether or not you become a member of the military, support our troops, their families. Every Thanksgiving & religious holiday that you enjoy with family, & friends, please remember that there are literally thousands of soldiers, sailors, marines, & airmen far from home wishing they could be with their families.. Thank God for our military & the sacrifices they make every day. Without them, our country would get it's ass kicked..'

(* "It's the Veteran, not the reporter, who has given us the freedom of the press." "It's the Veteran, not the poet, who has given us the freedom of speech." "It's the Veteran, not the community organizer, who gives us the freedom to demonstrate." "It's the Military who salutes the flag, who serves beneath the flag, & whose coffin is draped by the flag, who allows the protester to burn the flag.")

*AND ONE MORE::

13. If you ever see anyone either standing for or singing the national anthem in Spanish - KICK THEIR ASS.

ONE LAST THING:

If you got this email and didn't pass it on - guess what -you deserve to get your ass kicked!!!! I sent this to you, because I didn't want to get my ass kicked.

Democracy is two wolves and a sheep discussing what to have for dinner .... Liberty is a well armed sheep contesting the decision.

[JohnnyTeabags]

That reminds me- if you see anyone calling those damn psychic phone numbers, let me know, so I can go kick their ass!

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[SJRabbit]

Don't Forget If a so called "tattoo artist" calls his Machine a Gun kick his ass to

[Cactus Jack]

and a friendly one FROM A VET.. and i hate this f@#kin question..

DONT ASK US IF WE'VE KILLED SOMEONE/SEEN SOMEONE KILLED...
CAUSE WE AINT GONNA JUST TELL YOU... AND WOULD YOU REEEEEEEALLY WANT TO KNOW IF I DID ANY WAY???

thanks.. my 2cents..
i get asked ALL THE f@#kIN Time.. and worse yet.. especially when i AM tattooing..

[SJRabbit]

Originally Posted by Cactus Jack

and a friendly one FROM A VET.. and i hate this f@#kin question..

DONT ASK US IF WE'VE KILLED SOMEONE/SEEN SOMEONE KILLED...
CAUSE WE AINT GONNA JUST TELL YOU... AND WOULD YOU REEEEEEEALLY WANT TO KNOW IF I DID ANY WAY???

thanks.. my 2cents..
i get asked ALL THE f@#kIN Time.. and worse yet.. especially when i AM tattooing..

YUP and another thing don't reword it as did you see any s&!t over there, I started not even telling people i am a vet but then im a dumb ass and got a hoorah Tattoo on my forearm with Veteran in a banner under an eagal holding a flag so oh well.... But o my god People are f@#king stupid and Don't try to relate with us if you aren't a Vet you don't and won't understand why where so pissed all the f@#king time

[CrazyIvan]

Originally Posted by SJRabbit

Rules for the Non-Military Make sure you read # 13
1. The next time you see any adults talking (or wearing a hat) during the playing of the National Anthem - kick their ass.

During the National Anthem, Vets can salute during the National Anthem just like if they were serving in the military again.. So if you see someone wearing a hat and not saluting, then kick their ass..

But when it comes to people talking during the anthem - Kick Their Stupid Ass..

Proudly Served 1987-1995, CTO2, USN

[SJRabbit]

Originally Posted by CrazyIvan

During the National Anthem, Vets can salute during the National Anthem just like if they were serving in the military again.. So if you see someone wearing a hat and not saluting, then kick their ass..

But when it comes to people talking during the anthem - Kick Their Stupid Ass..

Proudly Served 1987-1995, CTO2, USN

USN, GM2 (sw/aw) 2001-2008 here bro

[ssmariani]

No matter how many times I see this...I still love it.

I have had many parking lot arguments with people who think that Im using my husbands or fathers car b/c I have DV plates... it takes everything I have not to smack the s&!t out of them. This isnt the 70s grandpa... girls shoot guns and go to war now too.

Im also married to a soldier... and when people say they are 'just so sorry' or try to give me some sob story about how their boyfriend has to work long weekends a town over... I just want to give them a swift kick to the ass.

Another thing... (lol... ranting)... if you arent in the Military, never have been, and have no link to the Military other than your local Army/Navy store... stop wearing BDUs and Dog Tags... you didnt earn them... and if youre going to wear them... wear them right.

Ok thats all. Thanks for letting me rant.

[SJRabbit]

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Another thing... (lol... ranting)... if you arent in the Military, never have been, and have no link to the Military other than your local Army/Navy store... stop wearing BDUs and Dog Tags... you didnt earn them... and if youre going to wear them... wear them right.
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Amen

[Bufferkiller]

Double Amen.