BAD TATTOOS

[jonofthedead]

c'mon guys....maybe shes not really that big....maybe the tattoo is just really really really really small.......

[MsSeven]

Originally Posted by jonofthedead

c'mon guys....maybe shes not really that big....maybe the tattoo is just really really really really small.......

No way... look at how its holding on for dear life... its got a handful of something

[AceMcCluskey]

It looks like she has a hold of a big wad of anus hair to me.

[AceMcCluskey]

Originally Posted by MsSeven

It's a pressed fairy (from a book) of which the original artwork, if actually done well, could be a pretty sweet (girlie) tat. This thing on the other hand looks as if she paid to have a wad of snot wiped on her... very unprofessionally...

And the great part, the site I found that one on, everyone was raving about how awesome it was... I'm dumbfounded.

The sad thing is that I've seen the good versions of that tattoo and I NEVER would have guessed that's what it was.

[MisterGrau]

Originally Posted by AceMcCluskey

The sad thing is that I've seen the good versions of that tattoo and I NEVER would have guessed that's what it was.

And there I thought it was a fairy doing yoga....

[Nicole]

Originally Posted by BENT

And I thaught it couldn't get worse, But I was wrong!

It CAn always GET WORSE,HAHA

[JustinM]

I'm gonna be honest, I didn't read this whole thread before posting these
so sorry if these have already been posted
but I just ran across a website with some really horrible ones and thought of this thread
haha this is awesome

[wheeliefreak]

what really gives her away as being a taterhog is the stretch marks just below the (barf) g string. but i gotta say, that g string must be made of some kind of space age polimers cause its hangin the f in there.

[ridlej]

Originally Posted by wheeliefreak

that g string must be made of some kind of space age polimers cause its hangin the f in there.

i adore this thread.

[jamesrowe]

Originally Posted by john cothran

dude i saw this one on BME here's the story on that.

I’ve seen so many kids tattooing their friends and family, either directly, or even just having their drawings applied that I almost think I need to dedicate a section to it. Brett and Mike went on weekend trip, and Brett got a tattoo from a diminutive source… He writes,

“My friends Bob and Joy Roughton were at the show — I used to work with Bob down in Newport Beach and in Pico Rivera for a while. I was at their wedding, and have known their son Kai since his birth. I knew Kai had tattooed his name on Bob about two years ago, but when I got to the show on Friday I found out he was preparing to tattoo his uncle Al. I joked around with him about what his hourly rate was and all that stuff, and was really impressed with his maturity. I started honestly considering getting tattooed by him. Of my friends that I’ve made since being in California, the Roughtons/Garcias have been a few of the dearest. We don’t see each other often because they moved up to Oregon, but I would definitely put them on my list of trustworthy family. I just didn’t have a clue what I would get tattooed by Kai if I did let him do it.

As the weekend progressed I met some nice folks from Hayward, CA that work at a shop called Black Wing. They were all a lot of fun to hang out with, and for a while our whole booth took turns playing with their children Lili and Jens. They had a big bag of prehistoric animals and I kept thinking about how the sabertooth cats actually resembled a werewolf head I used to draw as a small child. By the end of the weekend I decided that was the image Kai would tattoo. It was a lot of fun, and his parents did as much as they could to not stifle Kai’s natural ability. That is of course a very kind way of saying my tattoo is extremely shaky and looks like a character from the squiggle-vision cartoon Dr. Katz. But come on people, do you think I expected a six year old to tattoo clean lines with a machine that weighs almost as much as him? Hahaha. I had Kai sign the piece and paid him for his work — I had found out that back home someone broke into their car and stole his video games, and thought maybe this would help replace one or two. Lots of people got video and photos and I entered the piece in Tattoo of the Day context just so Kai could get a little recognition and feel special. He’s a really awesome kid — so much so that the promoters made a special ‘Best tattoo by an artist under twelve’ category which of course he won, being the only one present that fit the criteria.”

That's a cool story behind that one!