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Old 08-09-2009, 01:40 PM
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Default How to Save OUR Nation By Robin Williams


Robin Williams, wearing a shirt that says,
'I love New York ' in Arabic.

You gotta love Robin Williams....
Even if he's nuts!
Leave it to Robin Williams to come up with the perfect plan. What we need now is for our UN Ambassador to stand up and repeat this message.

Robin Williams' plan...
(Hard to argue with this logic!)

'I see a lot of people yelling for peace, but I have not heard of a plan for peace.
So, here's one plan.'

1) 'The US will apologize to the world for our 'interference' in their affairs, past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, Tojo, Noriega, Milosevic, Hussein, and the rest of those 'good 'ole' boys', we will never 'interfere' again.

2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with Germany , South Korea , the Middle East, and the Philippines . They don't want us there.
We would station troops at our borders.
No one allowed sneaking through holes in the fence.

3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave. We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days, the remainder will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of whom or where they are. They're illegal!!!
France will welcome them.

4) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days, unless given a special permit!!!! No one from a terrorist nation will be allowed in.. If you don't like it there, change it yourself and don't hide here. Asylum would never be available to anyone. We don't need any more cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers.

5) No foreign 'students' over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they don't attend classes, they get a 'D' and it's back home baby.

6) The US will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient energy wise. This will include developing nonpolluting sources of energy but will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness.
The caribou will have to cope for a while

7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for their oil. If they don't like it, we go someplace else. They can go somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of the wells filling up the storage sites would be enough.)

8) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will not 'interfere.' They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides most of what we give them is stolen or given to the army. The people who need it most get very little, if anything.

9) Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island someplace. We don't need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the building would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.

10) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school.. That way, no one can call us 'Ugly Americans' any longer.
The Language we speak is ENGLISH.... learn it... or LEAVE....
Now, isn't that a winner of a plan?

'The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying 'Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses.'
She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling, 'You want a piece of me?'

If you agree with the above, forward it to friends... If not, and I would be amazed, DELETE it!!
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Old 08-09-2009, 01:45 PM
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Default Re: How to Save OUR Nation By Robin Williams

I remeber this one a few years ago still hold true today
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Old 08-10-2009, 05:39 PM
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Default Re: How to Save OUR Nation By Robin Williams

I remember reading this, but the last time I read it, it was supposedly written by another comedian. I think it changes every few months. Definitely not written by Robin Williams, though.
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Old 08-10-2009, 06:39 PM
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it feels a little skewed
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Old 08-10-2009, 06:55 PM
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Yeah. While some of it makes sense, a lot of it completely goes against everything American. Not to mention it isn't a plan for peace, but a plan to take us out of the rest of the World and live similarly to the North Koreans (not like slaves, but cut off from the rest of the world). I don't know about the redneck that wrote it, but I like traveling to other countries and seeing the world.
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Default Re: How to Save OUR Nation By Robin Williams

Haha that is quite funny in a way and definitely has some valid points in with land insurance lol but definitely not something that will ever happen on a large scale anyway lol

Love that statue of liberty bit at the end lol

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Old 11-25-2009, 04:53 PM
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The statue of Liberty is French. Since when have Americans thought of the French as being tough enough to threaten people with baseball bats?
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