[JPCeasyas123]

Hilarious. My kid actually goes to that elementary school ... so I think this is a great idea! Here are some of my entries:

"Go somewhere else to get your tramp stamp."

"Hey kids, this isn't a Cracker Jax box."

W_hite
T_rash
F_un

"2 Birds, 1 Stone: Get a tattoo + free reruns of Different Strokes"
(fill in whatever show you want there ... COPS, MASH, Hoarders, you name it)

Tattoos: Not just for hippies anymore.

All Or Nothing: Doing Cool Since 2004

It's Wednesday. Have you had your ink today?
(fill in day of week appropriately)

All or Nothing: Your daily dose of Vitamin I.

It's just a minor flesh wound.