Originally Posted by jerseyjaywymbs

i had to tattoo the word "puddles" above a fat chicks snatch. when i went to shave her, she lifted her bunt only to reveal a massive amount of creamy bacteria under her fold. when most of us think of a chicks bush we picture this little upside down triangle. but no, she's got an 9x18 inch meadow of filth and untrimmed wookie fur. the smell still haunts me to this day, and if you're wondering, hell yes i puked.