[travelingtom]

there was this blonde driving down the road in a little red sports car, going to fast as usual. she was pulled over by a blonde police officer. the officer asked to see her license, so she started to look all over her car and through her purse. she started to get pissed because she couldnt find it so she asked the officer what it looked like. the officer said it was a rectangle with her picture on it. so she looked through her purse again and found a rectangle mirror and looked in it, then gave it to the officer. the officer looked at it, then gave it back and said, ok, you can go, i didnt know you were a police officer.