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Old 05-05-2009, 11:51 AM
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Default Re: The best QUOTES thread.

"The key is to get to know people and trust them to be who they are. Instead, we trust people to be who we want them to be - and when they're not, we cry." - David Duchovny

“Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity.” - Albert Einstein

"Women are only good for four things: Cooking, Cleaning, Vaginas, and their sister's vaginas!" - Jon Lajoie

“If God dwells inside us like some people say, I sure hope He likes enchiladas, because that's what He's getting” - Jack Handey

"Isn’t it enough to see that a garden is beautiful without having to believe that there are fairies at the bottom of it too?" - Douglas Adams

Last edited by Bufferkiller; 05-05-2009 at 11:59 AM.. Reason: I forgot about Douglas Adams.
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