"The key is to get to know people and trust them to be who they are. Instead, we trust people to be who we want them to be - and when they're not, we cry." - David Duchovny
“Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity.” - Albert Einstein
"Women are only good for four things: Cooking, Cleaning, Vaginas, and their sister's vaginas!" -
Jon Lajoie
“If God dwells inside us like some people say, I sure hope He likes enchiladas, because that's what He's getting” - Jack Handey
"Isn’t it enough to see that a garden is beautiful without having to believe that there are fairies at the bottom of it too?" - Douglas Adams