[DrayBono]

here are about 199 inventions that would like to beg to differ with you

* ARPANET
* Aberdeen Chronograph
* Acrylic paint
* Adobe Flash
* Aerogel
* Airbag
* Americium
* Argon oxygen decarburization
* Artificial pacemaker
* Artificial neuron
* Atkins diet
* Automatic transmission
* Autopilon
* Ballistic electron emission microscopy
* Barcode
* BASIC
* Bathysphere (vessel)
* Bell X-1
* Bifocals
* BigBelly
* Bioactive glass
* Biological pacemaker
* Black light
* Boy Butter
* Breakfast cereal
* Brown truss
* Bubblegum
* Bulldozer
* Burr Truss
* C (programming language)
* Carbon microphone
* Carbonless copy paper
* Cash register
* Catalytic converter
* Chemical oxygen iodine laser
* Cigarette
* Coca-Cola
* Cocaine (drink)
* Contour Crafting
* Cotton candy
* Cotton gin
* Cotton swab
* Crayon
* Credit card
* Curium
* Cybernetics
* Dazer Laser
* Dendrochronology
* Dental floss
* Dianetics
* Direct current
* Dishmaker
* DNA computing
* Doggles
* DOS
* Drop Stop
* Dynamic random-access memory
* Email
* Electric guitar
* Electron beam ion trap
* Electronic libretto
* Electrophotography
* Equatorial sextant
* Escalator
* Etherne
* Fax
* Ferris wheel
* Fidelipac
* Fire sprinkler
* Flashlight
* Fleshlight
* Floppy disk
* Flowchart
* Franklin stove
* Fresno scraper
* Fuel dispenser
* Fused deposition modeling
* Gamma probe
* Gamma camera
* Gas laser
* Gilhoolie
* Glass harmonica
* Global Positioning System
* Glottochronology
* Glucose meter
* Go (programming language)
* Graphophone
* Henry rifle
* Highway Hi-Fi
* Holographic drive
* Hutchinson Patent Stopper
* Hypertext
* Ice resurfacer
* Industrial robot
* Infunitum
* Integrated circuit
* Internet
* Ionocraft
* Jeans
* K-Y Jelly
* Kinetoscope
* Klystron
* Kong (dog toy)
* LAWKS
* Lambda calculus
* Laser
* Laser printer
* Light-emitting diode
* Lightning Switch
* Lightning rod
* Liquid crystal display
* Lisp (programming language)
* Magnetic stripe card
* Maser
* Microprocessor
* Microwave oven
* Monopoly (game)
* Mouse (computing)
* Mouse button
* N-Slit interferometer
* Nanoimprint lithography
* Nanolaser
* Napalm
* Neuticles
* Neutron bomb
* Nuclear submarine
* Nuclear weapon
* Nylon
* Obsidian hydration dating
* Ocean pressure electric conversion
* Oil tanker
* Oil well
* Optical mouse
* PDCA
* PageRank
* Particle accelerator
* Pattern playback
* Perl
* Personal computer
* Phonograph cylinder
* Photosensitive glass
* Plasma display
* Pneumoencephalography
* Polymerase chain reaction
* Preparation H
* Pritikin Diet
* Quantum well laser
* QWERTY
* RAM press
* Radar gun
* Radial arm saw
* Radiocarbon dating
* Ring spinning
* Rocket stove
* Rumford fireplace
* Scanning acoustic microscope
* Scrabble
* Scroll wheel
* Segway PT
* Segway Inc.
* Shopping cart
* Silica gel
* Smith & Wesson Model 1
* Solar cell
* Sono arsenic filter
* South Beach Diet
* Space blanket
* Space tourism
* Stanley Meyer's water fuel cell
* Stereo-Pak
* Stereolithography
* Storyboard
* Supermarket
* Susceptor
* Sybian
* T3 Motion, Inc.
* Taser
* Tea bag
* Teddy bear
* Teledildonics
* Teleidoscope
* Television
* Ticker tape
* Torpedo (petroleum)
* Traffic cone
* Transistor
* Tri-star (wheel arrangement)
* Twist tie
* Typographer (typewriter)
* UBV photometric system
* Urinary catheterization
* Venus 2000
* Videotape
* Vitascope

your Troll-Fu is weak grasshopper