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BRANDON BOND 01-06-2009 07:05 PM

The best QUOTES thread.
 
"You cannot get ahead while you are getting even."


my favorite.

robhamilton 01-22-2009 08:31 AM

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"Unity is the best weapon to overcome all strugles"

LongShot 01-22-2009 11:52 AM

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"So long as the people do not care to exercise their freedom, those who wish to tyrannize will do so; for tyrants are active and ardent, and will devote themselves in the name of any number of gods, religious and otherwise, to put shackles upon sleeping men."

"Delay is the most dangerous form of denial"

"Live it....or live with it."

"Have the courage to live, anyone can die."

"Never let enthusiasm overcome capability"


And some less serious words of wisdom.......


"Life has shown to be 100% fatal"

"Indecision is the key to flexibility."

"All things being equal, fat people use more soap."

"You canít tell which way the train went by looking at the tracks."

"This is as bad as it can get, but donít count on it."

"There is absolutely no substitute for a genuine lack of preparation."

"The facts, although interesting are irrelevant."

"Why does the Air Force need expensive new bombers? Have the people we've been bombing over the years been complaining?"

"Americans will put up with anything provided it doesn't block traffic. "

BRANDON BOND 01-22-2009 12:24 PM

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hahaha those are awesome!

AceMcCluskey 01-22-2009 04:43 PM

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"You can want in one hand and s&!t in the other and see which one fills up faster"

my dad's favorite answer whenever I said I wanted something

561design 01-22-2009 08:52 PM

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"man with itchy butt wake up with smelly finger."

robhamilton 01-22-2009 10:22 PM

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"the cure for your enemies is love"

"Dogs love their friends and bite their enemies, quite unlike people, who are incapable of pure love and always have to mix love and hate"

"Often it is the most deserving people who cannot help loving those who destroy them."

"unitas per servitiam" = "Unity Through Service"

"Neque est ullum certius amicitiae vinculum, quam consensus et societas consiliorum et voluntatum" and in English "There is no more sure tie between friends than when they are united in their objects and wishes."

"Quidvis Recte Factum Quamvis Humile Praeclarum" = "Whatever is rightly done, however humble, is noble."

Less Serious and yet funny...I love Latin so here are a few


"coitus non circum." = "No f@#king around"

"Carpe Narem" = "pick your nose"


"Non urinat in ventum" = "Do not piss in the wind"

""Stercus accidit" = s&!t happens


"Fabricati diem" = "Make my day"

AceMcCluskey 01-24-2009 08:46 PM

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"Never trust a big butt and a smile"

Bell Biv DeVoe

Mope Head 02-01-2009 09:05 PM

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"At least I have the decency to be disgusted by my own behavior".
-John Cusack in Pushing Tin

"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read".
- Groucho

kmagic813 02-09-2009 11:27 AM

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"Tough times don't last...Tough people do."

"The best revenge is to live well."

"Art is anything you can get away with." (Andy Warhol)

terryhaddon 02-10-2009 01:51 PM

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"I grab a dog. I choke him and I kick the s&!t out of him. All day long got my foot up a dog's ass. Just bang, bang, bang up his ass. That's my pleasure"....Mr Jones, from the Movie Friday. (jk...thought u puppy lovers would like that one)

BRANDON BOND 02-10-2009 04:18 PM

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hahahahaaaaaaa - I forgot all about that!

SugarT 05-02-2009 01:10 AM

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'Id rather be judged by 12 than carried by 6...'

The UNofficial CCW motto:
"Its better to have IT and not need IT, than to need IT and not have IT!"

and lastly, my favorite>>>>

Drill Sergeant Fricks Rules For A Gunfight


1. Forget about knives, bats and fists. Bring a gun. Preferably, bring at least two guns. Bring all of your friends who have guns. Bring four times the ammunition you think you could ever need.

2. Anything worth shooting is worth shooting twice. Ammunition is cheap - life is expensive. If you shoot inside, buckshot is your friend. A new wall is cheap - funerals are expensive

3. Only hits count. The only thing worse than a miss is a slow miss.

4. If your shooting stance is good, you're probably not moving fast enough or using cover correctly.

5. Move away from your attacker and go to cover. Distance is your friend. (Bulletproof cover and diagonal or lateral movement are preferred.)

6. If you can choose what to bring to a gunfight, bring a semi or full-automatic long gun and a friend with a long gun.

7. In ten years nobody will remember the details of caliber, stance, or tactics. They will only remember who lived.

8. If you are not shooting, you should be communicating, reloading, and running. Yell "Fire!" Why "Fire"? Cops will come with the Fire Department, sirens often scare off the bad guys, or at least cause then to lose concentration and will.... and who is going to summon help if you yell "Intruder," "Glock" or "Winchester?"

9. Accuracy is relative: most combat shooting standards will be more dependent on "pucker factor" than the inherent accuracy of the gun.

10. Someday someone may kill you with your own gun, but they should have to beat you to death with it because it is empty.

11. Stretch the rules. Always win. The only unfair fight is the one you lose.

12. Have a plan.

13. Have a back-up plan, because the first one won't work. "No battle plan ever survives 10 seconds past first contact with an enemy."

14. Use cover or concealment as much as possible, but remember, sheetrock walls and the like stop nothing but your pulse when bullets tear through them.

15. Flank your adversary when possible. Protect yours.

16. Don't drop your guard.

17. Always tactical load and threat scan 360 degrees. Practice reloading one-handed and off-hand shooting. That's how you live if hit in your "good" side.

18. Watch their hands. Hands kill. Smiles, frowns and other facial expressions don't (In God we trust. Everyone else keep your hands where I can see them.)

19. Decide NOW to always be aggressive ENOUGH, quickly ENOUGH.

20. The faster you finish the fight, the less shot you will get.

21. Be polite. Be professional. But, have a plan to kill everyone you meet if necessary, because they may want to kill you.

22. Be courteous to everyone, overly friendly to no one.

23. Your number one option for personal security is a lifelong commitment to avoidance, deterrence, and de-escalation.

24. Do not attend a gunfight with a handgun, the caliber of which does not start with anything smaller than "4".

25. Use a gun that works EVERY TIME. "All skill is in vain when an Angel blows the powder from the flintlock of your musket." At a practice session, throw you gun into the mud, then make sure it still works. You can clean it later.

26. Practice shooting in the dark, with someone shouting at you, when out of breath, etc.

27. Regardless of whether justified of not, you will feel sad about killing another human being. It is better to be sad than to be room temperature.

28. The only thing you EVER say afterwards is, "He said he was going to kill me. I believed him. I'm sorry, Officer, but I'm very upset now. I can't say anything more. Please speak with my attorney."

Finally, Drill Sergeant Frick's Rules For Un-armed Combat.

1. Never be unarmed.

BRANDON BOND 05-05-2009 11:31 AM

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hahahaha the last one is hilarious!

those are dope!

Bufferkiller 05-05-2009 11:51 AM

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"The key is to get to know people and trust them to be who they are. Instead, we trust people to be who we want them to be - and when they're not, we cry." - David Duchovny

“Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity.” - Albert Einstein

"Women are only good for four things: Cooking, Cleaning, Vaginas, and their sister's vaginas!" - Jon Lajoie

“If God dwells inside us like some people say, I sure hope He likes enchiladas, because that's what He's getting” - Jack Handey

"Isn’t it enough to see that a garden is beautiful without having to believe that there are fairies at the bottom of it too?" - Douglas Adams

cometcowgirl 05-06-2009 09:24 PM

Re: The best QUOTES thread.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by kmagic813 (Post 38888)
"Tough times don't last...Tough people do."

"The best revenge is to live well."

"Art is anything you can get away with." (Andy Warhol)

I love all of those.


Can anyone tell me if this (" To call one's mother a 'WHORE' is a lesser crime than to call the sacred instrument of tattooing a 'GUN'" - Lyle Tuttle ) is indeed a Lyle Tuttle quote. Just want to make sure.

SJRabbit 05-10-2009 04:12 AM

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FULL METAL JAKET HAS THE BEST IN THE WORLD
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: If you ladies leave my island, if you survive recruit training, you will be a weapon. You will be a minister of death praying for war. But until that day you are pukes. You are the lowest form of life on Earth. You are not even human, f@#king beings. You are nothing but unorganized grabastic pieces of amphibian s&!t. Because I am hard you will not like me. But the more you hate me the more you will learn. I am hard but I am fair. There is no racial bigotry here. I do not look down on ethnic persons, kikes, wops or greasers. Here you are all equally worthless. And my orders are to weed out all non-hackers who do not pack the gear to serve in my beloved Corps. Do you maggots understand that?

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Are you quitting on me? Well, are you? Then quit, you slimy f@#king walrus-looking piece of s&!t! Get the f@#k off of my obstacle! Get the f@#k down off of my obstacle! NOW! MOVE IT! Or I'm going to rip your balls off, so you cannot contaminate the rest of the world! I will motivate you, Private Pyle, IF IT SHORT-d**kS EVERY CANNIBAL ON THE CONGO!

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Were you born a fat, slimy, scumbag puke piece o' s&!t, Private Pyle, or did you have to work on it?

Oh that's right, Private Pyle, don't make any f@#king effort to get to the top of the f@#king obstacle. If God would have wanted you up there he would have miracled your ass up there by now, wouldn't he?


I'll bet you're the kind of guy that would f@#k a person in the ass and not even have the goddam common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I'll be watching you.
:laughing8: the best part of the movie

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Does your parents have any children that lived?
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, Yes, sir.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Well how about they regret that? You are so ugly you can be a modern art master piece! What's your name fat-body?
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, Leonard Lawrence, sir.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Lawrence? Lawrence what of Arabia?
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, No, sir.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: That name sounds like royalty are you royalty?
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, No, sir.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Do you suck d**ks?
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, No, sir.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Bulls&!t. I bet you could suck a golfball through a garden hose.
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, No, sir.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: I don't like the name Lawrence, only faggots and sailors are called Lawrence. From now on you're Gomer Pyle.
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, Yes, sir.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Do you think I'm cute, Private Pyle? Do you think I'm funny?
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, no, sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Then wipe that disgusting grin off your face.
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, yes, sir.
[tries to stop smiling]
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Well, any f@#king time, sweetheart!
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, I'm trying, sir.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Private Pyle I'm gonna give you three seconds; exactly three-f@#king-seconds to wipe that stupid looking grin off your face or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull-f@#k you! ONE! TWO! THREE!
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, I can't help it, sir.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Bulls&!t! Get on your knees scumbag!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: [Pyle drops down to his knees]
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Now choke yourself.
Private Gomer Pyle: [Pyle wraps his own hands around his throat]
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Goddamn it, with MY hand, numb-nuts!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: [Pyle reaches for Hartman's hand]
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Don't pull my f@#king hand over there! I said choke yourself; now lean forward and choke yourself!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: [choking Pyle] Are you through grinning?
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, yes, sir.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Bulls&!t, I can't hear you!
Private Gomer Pyle: [louder] Sir, yes, sir.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Bulls&!t, I STILL can't hear you! Sound off like you've got a pair!
Private Gomer Pyle: SIR, YES, SIR!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: That's enough; get on your feet. Private Pyle you had best square your ass away and start s&!tting me Tiffany cufflinks or I will definitely f@#k you up!
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, yes, sir.

SJRabbit 05-11-2009 02:35 PM

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Riding a MO ped is like F'n a Fat Chick, it's fun till you freinds find out!

SugarT 05-11-2009 07:28 PM

Re: The best QUOTES thread.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by SJRabbit (Post 42091)
Riding a MO ped is like F'n a Fat Chick, it's fun till you freinds find out!

or someone sees you...



How about this one, one of my dads favorites....


'No matter how many times you roll a TURD in Candy Sprinkles it'll never be a DOUGHNUT'

SJRabbit 05-13-2009 01:53 PM

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Ah.. yes but i don't care about everyone else as long as my friends don't see my MO ped with the crome spinners, sweet flame paint job j/k but i did see a guy with the moped flame job but no spinners i was disapointed as i digress any way a quote

"Abstract Art - helping talentless artists make 1,000's of dollars on stupid people for hundreds of years"

Bufferkiller 05-14-2009 12:45 AM

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“I dread success. To have succeeded is to have finished one's business on earth, like the male spider, who is killed by the female the moment he has succeeded in his courtship. I like a state of continual becoming with a goal in front and not behind” - George Bernard Shaw

SugarT 05-18-2009 05:19 PM

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For you motorcyclists>>>>

Never ride faster than your Guardian Angel can fly!

JohnnyTeabags 06-03-2009 11:20 AM

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"You Really wanna know what would be my biggest disappointment? If you were one of those guys who shoved hamsters up their assholes. I mean if you like putting your d**k in someones ass, thats fine, cause girls have assholes too, and you can find a girl who'll let you do that. But once you shove a hamster up your ass, you are no Longer my son."

My Father talking to my little brother over dinner one night.

He swears my brothers gay because he works for a Professional Hockey team.

I had to leave I was laughing so hard.

Bufferkiller 07-01-2009 01:23 AM

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Stanley: Hail to thee, Oh Lord.
The Lloyd: Actually, it's pronounced 'Lloyd'.
Stanley: [to Petunia] All these years we've been saying it wrong.

Kyle Kent 07-04-2009 09:02 PM

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Character is who we are under pressure.

SJRabbit 07-05-2009 05:38 PM

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Not the size that counts it's the motion in the ocean

Leonidus1708 09-02-2009 10:26 AM

Re: The best QUOTES thread.
 
My Grandfather used to say this about my Mother.
"If she had as many D**ks stickin outa her as she's had stuck in her, she'd look like a
F*&kin porcupine"

SJRabbit 09-03-2009 03:48 PM

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Blhahahahahahaha

CrazyIvan 09-14-2009 08:00 PM

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My father kept joking about trading my mother in for two models half her age, and she would come back with (in regards to sex):

"f@#k you can't keep up with the one you have now"

SJRabbit 09-16-2009 04:26 PM

Re: The best QUOTES thread.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by CrazyIvan (Post 47585)
My father kept joking about trading my mother in for two models half her age, and she would come back with (in regards to sex):

"f@#k you can't keep up with the one you have now"

Blhahahahahahahahahahaha

terryhaddon 09-17-2009 12:19 PM

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"You're a nice girl and I like you but you dress like a d**khead"...Kenny Powers

SO COLD 09-17-2009 03:04 PM

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"Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway."

"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car."

"Karate is a form of martial arts in which people who have had years and years of training can, using only their hands and feet, make some of the worst movies in the history of the world."

Bufferkiller 09-18-2009 07:53 PM

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You can dance if you want to. You can leave your friends behind.

SJRabbit 10-05-2009 04:20 AM

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and if your friends don't dance their no friends of mine

Bufferkiller 10-26-2009 07:07 PM

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"90 people get the swine flu & everybody wants to wear a mask. A million people have AIDS & nobody wants to wear a Condom."

My wife's friend said that right after the "outbreak" started.

SJRabbit 10-27-2009 03:49 AM

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I just Witnessed my First MASK siteing hahahahahaha today at the Grociery store Reminds me of all those people in asia when the bird flu hit hahahaha it's Halarious to watch dumb people brain washed by big brother!!!

Bufferkiller 10-27-2009 11:53 AM

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I thought you were talking about this mask for a moment.

http://www.hollywoodriot.com/riotgraphics/Mask.jpg

Bunny 10-29-2009 12:51 PM

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"The beauty of the 2nd Amendment is it will not be needed until the government tries to take it away."


"That man is richest whose pleasures are the cheapest."

BingtotOBob 12-02-2009 06:51 AM

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madtats1 01-27-2010 07:10 PM

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if u always do what u have always done you will always be where u always been!!!
a good reminder to make changes!!


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