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Bufferkiller 05-14-2009 12:45 AM

Re: The best QUOTES thread.
 
“I dread success. To have succeeded is to have finished one's business on earth, like the male spider, who is killed by the female the moment he has succeeded in his courtship. I like a state of continual becoming with a goal in front and not behind” - George Bernard Shaw

SugarT 05-18-2009 05:19 PM

Re: The best QUOTES thread.
 
For you motorcyclists>>>>

Never ride faster than your Guardian Angel can fly!

JohnnyTeabags 06-03-2009 11:20 AM

Re: The best QUOTES thread.
 
"You Really wanna know what would be my biggest disappointment? If you were one of those guys who shoved hamsters up their assholes. I mean if you like putting your d**k in someones ass, thats fine, cause girls have assholes too, and you can find a girl who'll let you do that. But once you shove a hamster up your ass, you are no Longer my son."

My Father talking to my little brother over dinner one night.

He swears my brothers gay because he works for a Professional Hockey team.

I had to leave I was laughing so hard.

Bufferkiller 07-01-2009 01:23 AM

Re: The best QUOTES thread.
 
Stanley: Hail to thee, Oh Lord.
The Lloyd: Actually, it's pronounced 'Lloyd'.
Stanley: [to Petunia] All these years we've been saying it wrong.

Kyle Kent 07-04-2009 09:02 PM

Re: The best QUOTES thread.
 
Character is who we are under pressure.

SJRabbit 07-05-2009 05:38 PM

Re: The best QUOTES thread.
 
Not the size that counts it's the motion in the ocean

Leonidus1708 09-02-2009 10:26 AM

Re: The best QUOTES thread.
 
My Grandfather used to say this about my Mother.
"If she had as many D**ks stickin outa her as she's had stuck in her, she'd look like a
F*&kin porcupine"

SJRabbit 09-03-2009 03:48 PM

Re: The best QUOTES thread.
 
Blhahahahahahaha

CrazyIvan 09-14-2009 08:00 PM

Re: The best QUOTES thread.
 
My father kept joking about trading my mother in for two models half her age, and she would come back with (in regards to sex):

"f@#k you can't keep up with the one you have now"

SJRabbit 09-16-2009 04:26 PM

Re: The best QUOTES thread.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by CrazyIvan (Post 47585)
My father kept joking about trading my mother in for two models half her age, and she would come back with (in regards to sex):

"f@#k you can't keep up with the one you have now"

Blhahahahahahahahahahaha


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