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Psychoholic 11-02-2007 01:09 AM

Why men prefer guns over women
 
#10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

#9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.

#8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

#7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.

#6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

#5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

#4. Guns function normally every day of the month.

#3. A gun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

#2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

#1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN

Devin 11-02-2007 09:00 AM

Re: Why men prefer guns over women
 
hahahahahahahaha, good s&!t. lol

BRANDON BOND 11-05-2007 06:49 PM

Re: Why men prefer guns over women
 
hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Topshelftattoo 11-07-2007 09:56 AM

Re: Why men prefer guns over women
 
#5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

Topshelftattoo 11-07-2007 09:57 AM

Re: Why men prefer guns over women
 
#5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.
possibly not true... ask mrs.bond! hahahahaa

FallenKing 11-07-2007 10:09 AM

Re: Why men prefer guns over women
 
this reminds me of:
What is the difference between taking a dump and having sex with your wife?

Answer: that when you are done taking a dump you don't need to cuddle with the toilet.

Devin 11-07-2007 10:12 AM

Re: Why men prefer guns over women
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by FallenKing (Post 17580)
this reminds me of:
What is the difference between taking a dump and having sex with your wife?

Answer: that when you are done taking a dump you don't need to cuddle with the toilet.




hahahahahahahaha

Topshelftattoo 11-07-2007 11:45 AM

Re: Why men prefer guns over women
 
depends on how good the dump made you feel! sometimes a thank you is in order..... for taking all your crap!

FallenKing 11-07-2007 11:58 AM

Re: Why men prefer guns over women
 
ROFL[bigsmile] especially in those hangover days where everything goes in.!

Topshelftattoo 11-07-2007 02:06 PM

Re: Why men prefer guns over women
 
it happened this morning! the pain meds they have me on screwed me up! of course it was due to me chewin em!


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