Michael Jackson Jokes
 

Hear about the new McDonald's burger in memory of Michael Jackson?
It has a fifty year old piece of meat between ten year old buns.


!!guess who is singing at michael jackson"s funeral.

The Jackson 4


!!!The reason MJ died was cause he chocked on an 8yr olds weiner!!

!!!Did you know that MJ was such a beliver in recycling and he was 80% plastic his last wish was to be melted down into legos so little kids can play with him for once

Tons of these on the web right now post more im to lazy to look for more of these I will if this Thread gets action

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Heard this one the day he died..

On the way to the hospital, the paramedics said they couldn't get Michael Jackson's color to come back..

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nice

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THIS THREAD is Dead like Mike

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I thought his last wish was to be recycled into a plastic bag. That way he would still be white, plastic, and unsafe for kids.

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No he will be melted in to Barbie dolls so finnaly little girls will play with him haha

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WHO WANTS PAIN KILLERS

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There was a thunderstorm over much of the united states the night MJ died...
Truth was it was Elvis Presley beating the hizzell out of Michael Jackson for ever touching his daughter!

MJ's last words in the ambulance: "Take me to children's hospital"

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Blahahahaha

Damn it I figured this Thread Died

Michael Jackson Jokes
 

Do you know of a Sardar who parked his car in
front of board which said FINE FOR PARKING
that 1

basically he thinks that its ok for him to park there but realli....u have to pay a fine if u park there...get it now?