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Did you guys know after Brokeback Mountain came out the police outlawed cookouts there!?

All the hot dogs were tasting like s&!t.
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Whats the difference between Micheal Jackson and Bob Hope?

Bob Hope is dead, Micheal Jackson f@#ks kids.
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what's the difference between a gay dude and a fridge?

the fridge doesn't fart when you take the meat out.

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what do people say to michael jackson at the beach?
get out of my son.

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A man meets a woman at the local bar and he asked her if she would like to go home with him. He stated I live just down the road. She say yes and on the way to his house he tells her that he wants to do something very kinky. She is all for it. They have sex and she asks the man (I thought you wanted to do something kinky?) He tells her ( I did I s&!t in your purse )

Hope this makes some one laugh as much as it did me.....