BLONDE JOKES!!!
I was reading through all these and found it hard to believe that we don't have a classic "blonde jokes" section
So add to this one!! __________________________________________________ _______________ How do you suffocate a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool How do you confuse a blonde? Put her in a circle room and tell her to find the corner Three blondes were driving to Disney one day, When they reached the light they saw a sign that said Disney Left....So they left and went back home. |
Re: BLONDE JOKES!!!
-What do you call 7 blondes standing shoulder to shoulder?
a wind tunnel. -what's the difference between a blonde and your porsche? you don't let your friends use your porsche -what do you call an upside-down blonde? a brunette with bad breath |
Re: BLONDE JOKES!!!
there was this blonde driving down the road in a little red sports car, going to fast as usual. she was pulled over by a blonde police officer. the officer asked to see her license, so she started to look all over her car and through her purse. she started to get pissed because she couldnt find it so she asked the officer what it looked like. the officer said it was a rectangle with her picture on it. so she looked through her purse again and found a rectangle mirror and looked in it, then gave it to the officer. the officer looked at it, then gave it back and said, ok, you can go, i didnt know you were a police officer.
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