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resonanteye 12-01-2008 01:28 AM

Re: Chuck Norris (Some I haven't heard)
 
the punch line to every chuck norris joke is a rock video starring grace jones


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FgMn2OJmx3w

ryan heisel 05-05-2009 07:51 PM

Re: Chuck Norris (Some I haven't heard)
 
chuck norris once brought a baby lamb back to life by nuzzling it with his beard. he then roundhouse kicked it, killing it again, just to prove that the good chuck giveth and the good chuck taketh

spuncyco 02-02-2010 03:55 AM

Re: Chuck Norris (Some I haven't heard)
 
Chuck Norris blows bubbles with beef jerkey...

seven77 02-02-2010 05:55 PM

Re: Chuck Norris (Some I haven't heard)
 
hahaha

Bufferkiller 02-02-2010 10:32 PM

Re: Chuck Norris (Some I haven't heard)
 
I really don't think these ever get old.

spuncyco 02-04-2010 04:05 AM

Re: Chuck Norris (Some I haven't heard)
 
Chuck Norris picks his teeth with other peoples teeth

Bufferkiller 02-05-2010 01:59 AM

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spuncyco 06-03-2010 08:22 AM

Re: Chuck Norris (Some I haven't heard)
 
Go to google search, type in "google wont" and then hit the Im feelin lucky. Just go do it!!!

Joe 06-03-2010 07:47 PM

Re: Chuck Norris (Some I haven't heard)
 
Chuck Norris swallowed a jumbled Rubix Cube and pooped it out solved.

SteelCityKing1982 09-03-2010 06:35 PM

Re: Chuck Norris (Some I haven't heard)
 
Chuck Norris is allowed to talk about Fight Club

Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

Chuck Norris likes his meat very rare. this is why he only eats unicorns.

Chuck Norris once got oral sex from a girl and she died of tetanus.


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