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resonanteye

05-09-2008 02:22 PM

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'well, in art school we'd call this a happy accident'

resonanteye

05-09-2008 02:22 PM

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ps. I've actually f@#king heard that!!!!

Nicole

05-13-2008 09:04 AM

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wow. a happy accident.. that could be interesting to hear...

AceMcCluskey

05-13-2008 12:49 PM

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i'll give you a discount if you pay in crack

Nicole

05-14-2008 09:56 AM

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I forgot, Which way does the needle go?

AceMcCluskey

05-15-2008 10:07 AM

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I may have strayed from the original design a little, what do you think?

http://i302.photobucket.com/albums/n.../gaytattoo.jpg

TattooPadawan

05-21-2008 08:45 AM

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1) By the way,... did you know I'm color blind ?

2) What's an Autoclave ?

jonofthedead

05-21-2008 08:57 PM

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Originally Posted by TattooPadawan (Post 26770)

1) By the way,... did you know I'm color blind ?

2) What's an Autoclave ?

i actually heard someone from the scratcher shop in town say whats an autoclave....i told him it sterilizes s&!t and he replied with,"oh we just use bleach and alcohol....it works just as good"

good grief

jonofthedead

05-28-2008 02:58 PM

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"Those lines will straighten out when it heals i promise"

Sk8linkin

06-10-2008 02:17 PM

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Originally Posted by tbonevoodoo (Post 24095)

Larry gets home late one night and his wife, Linda, says? "Where in the hell have you been?"

He replies, "I was out getting a tattoo."

"A tattoo?" she frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you get?"

"I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates," he said proudly.

"What the hell were you thinking?" she said, shaking her head in disdain. "Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred dollar bill tattooed on his privates?"

"Well, one, I like to watch my money grow; two, once in a while I like to play with my money; three, I like how money feels in my hand; and lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want."

LMAO!!!!!!!!
Thats A Good One! Lolx

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